Apr
2
2008
I’ll be vacationing in Chicago April 12th through 19th, and the night I come in there’s going to be a party at the place I’m staying. It’s a revolution-themed party.

Lydia is the dominatrix German with the crop. So I need costume ideas, but the catch is I’m very short on money right now. Need to pinch pennies and all that.
So, I need to either reuse an old costume, or make something simple. Here are some old costume possibilities:
- Elvis costume — “I’m startin’ a revolution, and it’s called rock ‘n’ roll, baby.”
- Dark angel costume — Black toga, black wings, sword, angel mask. Go as Lucifer, starting the revolution in Heaven. Downside is the wings… they tend to get in the way of things like moving around with other people closeby, sitting down, etc.
- Pornstar Luigi costume — I have no idea what I would use this for, but there you have it.
- Agent costume — Same as above.
Another possibility I was considering was to go as an IRA member (maybe get some temporary tattoos and such), and pass out Irish Car Bombs. Though I doubt there will be much Guinness, Bailey’s, or Jameson at the party.
So, I know some of you out there are good at these sorts of ideas. Bagwell, should I use your idea from years ago: hang a potato from my crotch and be the “dick ‘tater?” I mean, every good revolution needs a dictator to overthrow. Maybe I could even get them to try and overthrow me. That would result in much glorious bloodshed, as all revolutions should.
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