So I’m on my way home from grabbing some dog food, and on comes a commercial for Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse.  Mmm, tasty tasty meat.  And then, right after that (or perhaps as part of it), there is a Visa ad.  The gist of this ad was basically, “Bring your Visa to restaurants so you don’t have to worry about whether or not you can eat as much as you want to.”

I could feel my grip tightening on the steering wheel, and I soon realized I was doing 70 in a 35, on a curvy street.  (Thank the dark lord Godzilla for Z-rated tires.)  This commercial, in no uncertain terms, was saying, “Hey America, you fat fucks!  Be even more American by going further into debt to feed your fat fucking faces even more!”  Every Visa commercial I see or hear makes me a little more angry than the last.  I’m seriously starting to think Tyler Durden had a good idea going.