Oh toxic lighter fluid,
you make such beautiful flame.
But how you burn
my lower lip.
Or maybe that was
the fire extinguisher.

This is only a short clip. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), there is no video of me being extinguishered in the face. Also… looking back on it, it looks like I was drinking that lighter fluid. Don’t try this at home, kids. Kerosene is a much less toxic alternative to lighter fluid. Or you can use corn starch to be completely safe about it (thanks for that, sis).