Mar
3
2008
Ode to Toxic Flames
Oh toxic lighter fluid,
you make such beautiful flame.
But how you burn
my lower lip.
Or maybe that was
the fire extinguisher.
This is only a short clip. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), there is no video of me being extinguishered in the face. Also… looking back on it, it looks like I was drinking that lighter fluid. Don’t try this at home, kids. Kerosene is a much less toxic alternative to lighter fluid. Or you can use corn starch to be completely safe about it (thanks for that, sis).