An Office Email
Some of these really should be shared.
Bees: Nature’s Tiniest Ass-Kickers
Okay, so there’s these Japanese hornets, right? And they’re all about murdering some honky bees and eating their honey and feeding their larvae to their own kids. They basically fly around in their little samurai armor and use their hornet-katanas to bite the European bees in half. The European bees are all, “AUGH! I’m all bit in half! If only Braveheart was a bee and could end this tyranny!” No such luck for the European bees.
But then, there’s this rival cult of Japanese honey bees who have evolved to the point where they’re sick of those goddamn samurai hornets, and turn the tables by using HONEYBEE BIO-LASERS TO COOK THE HORNET SCOUTS IN THEIR OWN GUTS BEFORE THEIR SECRET BEE FORTRESS IS COMPROMISED.
Nature is so awesome.
11 Jul 2007 Mike 0 comments