Master Rogers’ Neighborhood

I had another great idea recently. I was going to keep it to myself, but a few friends told me that I should share things such as this with the world. So, I present you my idea:

Master Rogers’ Neighborhood

This show will be like Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood, except… not. Master Rogers enters the scene, walking down creaky stairs into a faintly lit dungeon. He’s wearing a leather mask, one of those studded strappy Dom harnesses, a thick belt with floggers and other toys attached,  a leather thong, and a pair of spiked boots. He sits on one sub who is crouched over on elbows and knees, puts his boot onto another which is lying flat on the floor, and unlaces boots. Then unzips the mask, puts it on a spike on the wall, stands (on sub #2), and says, “Good evening, subbies. Today, we’re going to learn about electro-torture. Can you say ‘violet wand’? I thought that you could.”

Seriously, someone should make this show. You know you would watch it.